Mr Vista's Interactive Adventure

you decide on the level of melancholy mishaps

You are Mr Vista.

It is just another day, just another desk. You are completing a rather standard and uninteresting series of back ups. G drive to P drive no less. Awesome!

When suddenly an email alert pops up. It is from your colleague who went to change the back up tapes 2 hours ago. You had wondered what happened to him as he had missed tea break and everyone knew that Eugene was bringing in doughnuts - with sprinkles on top. But you know that the heat from the servers sometimes makes him drowsy so you hadn't worried too much. Besides, its his business so what do you care? He didn't worry about you when you got stuck in the lift with Rachel from accounts that time. And he knows that you are allergic to her musky perfume...

Anyway...

You get this email alert. It says "Help. Save me Mr Vista, you are my only hope".

Hmmm. What should you do?

Click here to rush to his rescue.

Click here to open the email properly and get more facts.

Click here to eat another doughnut.

Click here to say 'stuff him, that'll learn him to leave me in the lift with that woman'

Click on an ad below to earn the author some money so he doesn't have to do this anymore.

Click here to do something else as this is boring already.